Funny quotes

Funny things people have said lately:

At work, they put on some techno music and one of the waiters, Leo, said "This reminds me of tripping on acid at Webster Hall!"
I can't say I know the feeling.

Hae-In: Give me some good books to read
Me: Everyone who reads Crime and Punishment really likes it
Hae-In: No, that's too (says a word that sounds like Russian)
Me: What did you say?
Hae-In: I said it's too depressing
Me: Did you just call it deprussian?
Hae-In: Yeah, I combined the two. Depressing, Russian, they're the same in my mind.

which reminds me of a funny moment Hae-In and I had a bunch of years ago when we were eating scrambled eggs

Hae-In: What's the worst thing that could happen to you right now?
Me: Um, I could choke on these eggs?
What about you?
Hae-In, looking at eggs sadly: I could get fat.